August 2012
Me: I'm dead, save me
Charlie: if you're dead how can I save you? Who you think you are Snow white?
haloalkane:
it still surprises me when students make fun of others for reading and studying like how the fuck do you plan on graduating without reading you imbecile
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
heresthestoryofus:
So I hung out with the guy , my best friend, and his friends,
Now my dilemma.
This guy, is attractive.
and I wanted to kiss him, badly.
Did it happen .
LOL NOPE.
#fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
